I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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