He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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