can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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