were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I want to fling myself into the sun
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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