Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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