Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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