Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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