It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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