Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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