Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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