Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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