love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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