Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
