We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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