I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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