pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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