Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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