So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
how do you play pong handcuffed?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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