hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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