I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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