Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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