Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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