So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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