So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
please don't ironically join a cult
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