Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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