I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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