he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Fuck now we have to have sex
In a bet, need to win
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend