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(513): View more from Ohio

the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?

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(703): View more from Virginia

Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"

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(813): View more from Florida

hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.

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(909): View more from California

why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?

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(516): View more from New York

i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car

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(260): View more from Indiana

I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.

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