I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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