A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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