So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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