i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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