he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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