Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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