I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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