I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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