i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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