ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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