just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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