Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
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