in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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