I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
A bitchslap is in order.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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