susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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