life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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