i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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