So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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