flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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