Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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