I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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