It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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