Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
