I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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