Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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