so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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