dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
In America we eat man semen.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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