weddingsv make me drug and hornr
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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