I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i love accidental penises.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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